Alexandra, a product of Greek Fire. Born into the cradle of civilization. Weaned on the teachings of ancient Greek philosophers, thrilled by the bravery of Spartans and thousands of years of cultural heritage.

I, her future husband, a tea drinking, digestive dunking product of British society. Working to make a living, no real ambitions or dreams. But then, I fell in love and everything changed.

The book details her quest to transform me from a typical stiff upper lipped Brit into something resembling an Achilles type character with sharpened sword and wits to match. My transformation would sometimes be hilarious, always embarrassing, but would change my outlook on life and open my eyes to the world around me.

Texts from Dad: Hilarious Dad Releases “Coronavirus Chronicles”, Inspired by Viral Texts to Daughter During the first lockdown, and before the vaccine was even heard of.

This book chronicles the first Coronavirus lockdown in the UK, with a great British take on each day. Read the hilarious commentary on the daily briefings from the PM, general life in isolation, the questions as to what items were “essential” and the quest for beer in a world where the pubs were shut and the supermarkets were running out of everything.

Each chapter covers a day through lockdown, with great illustrations to boot.